Two emails.

The following were the subjects of two consecutive emails I received from different people, neither of them in any way related to cmu:

brian the mcbri-ster
brian mcgingleheimer

further, they each featured such delightful messages. the first included the paragraph:

twitterpated...have you ever seen bambi? thats what they call the state all the animals are in when they're frollicking around and having babies. twitterpated. it fits, if you ask me.

and the second, after the author had described a conversation she was having with someone who was fighting with his sister, a young Japanese exchange student said:

"i don't like fighting, i like peace."

What a way to start a Sunday! Course scheduling tonight!!!!