I have too much to do.

And I don't do it. Hey, at least I'm not dead!

Thanks Alex Aspiazu, I like these things because people are either like "yeah i remember that" or "wtf fo shizzle."

x = yes
o = no but i seriously wish i had

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
(x) smoked a joint
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(o) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
(xx) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(x) seen someone die
(x) had a crush on one of your lj friends
(x) been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) rolled a blunt
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) met someone in person from the internet
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(xx) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
( ) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(xx) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
( ) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
( ) won a contest
(x) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
(x) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
( ) cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) squished barefoot through the mud
(xx) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(xx) felt like dying
(xx) cried yourself to sleep
( ) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
( ) paid for a meal with only coins
(xxxxxxx) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) made prank phone calls when you were younger
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) had a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed penis in public
(x) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them (i mean not complete, but i just met her)
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
( ) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(xx) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(o) didn't take a shower for a week
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(o) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch (excuse me?)
( ) played chicken
( ) pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) caught a butterfly
(xx) laughed so hard you cried
(xx) cried so hard you laughed
( ) mooned someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
( ) have a Britney Spears CD
(xx) forgotten someone's name
(xxxxx) slept naked
( ) French braided someone's hair
(x) grown a beard
( ) belong to the KKK
(x) rule at life

hmmm...i forgot about the o's for a while. hopefully none of those ended up as xxx.