Caught in the act of irony.
I always find it so funny/Seinfeld-esque when one of my family members walks into a situation that provides strong evidence that I am watching porn. But the kicker is I'm not watching porn. Like when I watch the Colbert Report and someone walks in the front door during the 4.16 minute long commercial for Girls Gone Wild Games. Or like when my uncle knocked on my door to find me sitting on my bed watching my laptop screen with headphones on. Either he thought the playing cards were a kinky addition or figured out that I was merely watching a card magic video. Maybe I should just start watching more porn. Then it's not frustrating.
Anyway, I've been incredibly sick this week. I missed my Silicon Valley recruiting event, and I've watched more TV than possibly ever before in my life. I see no new commercials. Sometimes I call people but end up not being able to talk for long for various reasons. It's frustrating. But at least now I know what it's like to have absolutely nothing in my Gastrointestinal (sp?) system.
I went on a field trip today (my first time out of the house in 3/maybe 4 days) to my grandma's house. We watched the end of Jeopardy, played GHOST and then Boggle. It was the most intellectual stimulation I've had since December. I need to start thinking again.
Next semester's going to be wacky. I miss Singapore. Ooo ooo.
Anyway, I've been incredibly sick this week. I missed my Silicon Valley recruiting event, and I've watched more TV than possibly ever before in my life. I see no new commercials. Sometimes I call people but end up not being able to talk for long for various reasons. It's frustrating. But at least now I know what it's like to have absolutely nothing in my Gastrointestinal (sp?) system.
I went on a field trip today (my first time out of the house in 3/maybe 4 days) to my grandma's house. We watched the end of Jeopardy, played GHOST and then Boggle. It was the most intellectual stimulation I've had since December. I need to start thinking again.
Next semester's going to be wacky. I miss Singapore. Ooo ooo.
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Whoa. Get better real quick. Etc, etc, all the trite wishes. But seriously, that's no fun, as you know I know, and I only really had it for a day. Grandest apologies if I'm in any way responsible (I hope not, and I don't think so, but I was cooking a bit in Killington) and sincere getting-well wishes either way.
By Dan, at 1:45 AM
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